Welcome to Impossible Queries!

"Some say it's a waste of time. Others say, an INCREDIBLE waste of time."

The smartphone has ruined any semblance of barroom debates. You can have almost any bit of information at your fingertips in seconds.

We find that sad.

The premise of this app is to ask questions that are, by and large, unanswerable. Dedicated to the innumerable hours spent at Jake's Liquors playing pool with Tommy Coral and Milton Sandler talking about these important questions and, of course, the late Princess Diana.

The rules are simple: we find random famous persons/events and ask a question about it/them that, in theory, cannot be proved.

For Example: Has the Dalai Lama ever eaten a Dorito?

From there it's a simple "yes" or "no" (or "over" or "under".) Remember, it's not asking if YOU have ever eaten a Dorito. Use the ubiquity of the human experience as a guide, but know that you are NOT the Dalai Lama.

We plan on updating this list quite a bit, so keep checking back for new, important questions